eatpraydream:
I be on that big hair don’t care sometimes.
sporksundwaffles:
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours. You: Yeah, sure thing. Next hour and a half… And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours.
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
Just saw this movie :’)
gitanitadelmar:
I feel like phony Dominican because I don’t like Refrescos Country Club.
dominican-problems: Lil bro made this & this is his idea. He said this is me tho lol lol Dominicans are always late
dominican-problems:
Lil bro made this & this is his idea. He said this is me tho lol
lol Dominicans are always late
My grandma is always like: ‘como e que se llama el sitio ese? Madonna?’ & im like: “no mama es McDonalds” & she goes “si madonna e la misma vaina” Lmaoo